Monthly Archives for February 2012

Slugs are mean drunks

The alarm went off at 4:30 AM. I kept hitting snooze until it was about 5:17, at which point I knew I was going to be late so I hauled my ass out of bed. Ambled over to the fridge … Continue reading

29. February 2012 by Greg
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People really do this?

My mother had the same razor for years. I think she still has it, even. When my sister and I were kids it intrigued and terrified us. It wasn’t pretty or sleek in any way. It was a solid cylinder … Continue reading

25. February 2012 by Greg
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Review: Open: Love, Sex and Life in an Open Marriage

Open: Love, Sex and Life in an Open Marriage by Jenny Block My rating: 4 of 5 stars This book surprised me. It made me question my own judgmental nature without judging me in return or calling me a bigot … Continue reading

16. February 2012 by Greg
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Part 11

Fortunately, darkness fell upon the scene only because I did.  Face-first.  My foot got caught between the head and tail of the great serpent (or dick, depending on your point of view).  The dirt was moving at such a speed … Continue reading

07. February 2012 by Greg
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Part 10

My flying ninja-kick of sorts flings the door back with such force that every customer and employee within immediately recoils from the noise and flings their hands in the air.  All eyes are on me. “Reese’s… Pieces…” I say between … Continue reading

04. February 2012 by Greg
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Part 9

When the wall made its way over a bridge or infantile excuse for a cloverleaf/spaghetti junction, it would spill out in soft black slopes onto the road below, just like it had from the farmer’s barn.  Drivers using those undercurrents … Continue reading

01. February 2012 by Greg
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